baha. ha.

[subterrain]

So, a girl in my program just sent an announcement over the departmental listserv, entitled "December NaNoWriMo" which - and let me tell you how my heart started racing in that confluence-of-two-separate-and-distinct-social-spheres kind of way - said the following:

I was incredible [sic] saddened by the fact I was unable to participate this year due to an overwhelming work-load [bitch bitch bitch] and the corresponding social commitments [brag brag brag], so I've decided to cheat and do NaNoWriMo in December. Any of you who want to join me in the revelry are welcome and encouraged.

It took me approximately two minutes to Google her full name, plus my school's name, find a dormant bravejournal account, transfer her username to livejournal, and find her recently-updated and terrifyingly un-flocked journal.

FYI, she talks about her diet and the Anita Blake series. :/

EDIT: and her fanfic.net account. WHAT. WHAT.

NO. NO ADMITTING FANDOM INTERESTS IN PUBLIC PLACES, DUMBASS. WHY ARE YOU ASKING FOR MOCKERY.

In other news, saying goodbye to acquaintances and lying promising to come back for convocation in May has made me even more smug about leaving. SMUG SMUG SMUG GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

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[dearfawn.livejournal.com]

I sleep better at night knowing I am pretty much un-Googleable.

[subterrain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am so grateful to the c-list actress with my full name taking up imdb and facebook pages left right and centre. AWESOME.

Although, I'm in charge of our department's student resume database, and no less than 5 of the google searches that have led people to that website have been my name + my school. Me and one other dude. I am like: OH SHIT, I HOPE THAT WAS JUST ME GOOGLING MYSELF. O.o