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Basically delighter dared me to write this. Kind of like how she dared me to sign up for big bang. And then made some pointed observations about how I haven't actually written in this fandom yet. Like, what? Good thing she beta'd it for me. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHY HAVE YOU NO HOLT RENFREW?


fandom: bandom, panic
pairing: jon/brendon
rating: PG-13 is for blowjobs


summary: This is a public library AU.


( “You are so getting fired. Ryan is so going to fire your ass.” )

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/OMC(s)
Wordcount: 5097.
Notes: This story was part of the kamikazeremix challenge. It was originally posted here. Many many thanks to vinylroad for pulling beta duties when I demanded help with Dean hooker!fic. You are the bravest soul, my friend.

I'm not going to warn for or rate this, but it's a remix of poisontaster's very dark Halo (In Reverse), which you should read, if you haven't already. Both stories just got recced at spnroundtable under Hustlers & Bathhouses, actually.

Um, rather than going into long and ambivalent thoughts on this subject, though, I'd just like to encourage anyone interested in this topic to read Melissa Farley's "Prostitution, Trafficking and Cultural Amnesia: What We Must Not Know In Order to Keep the Business of Sexual Exploitation Running Smoothly" published in the Yale Journal of Law and Feminism, Vol: 18, 109 in 2006. It's long, but compelling and shocking and brings to light a lot of invisible issues with the subject matter of this story and others like it. I'll try to get a link up in the next few hours, but it's available through Google Scholar, if you're part of an institution that grants access. You can download the pdf here.

Summary: These are the things Dean does for his family.

( the underside remix )

Pairing: Zach Condon/Shia LaBeouf, RPS.
Wordcount: 4620
Notes: Installments thirteen, fourteen and fifteen of fifteen.

set I - set II - set III - set IV - set V

( xiii. How the house burnt down )

( xiv. I am dressed embarrassment )

( xv. Strike Up The Band; We Have Survived )

Pairing: Zach Condon/Shia LaBeouf, RPS.
Wordcount: 5177
Notes: Installments seven, eight and nine of fifteen.

set I - set II - set III - set IV - set V

( vii. My house of reeds )

( viii. You stand between me and all my enemies )

( ix. Paris, je t’aime )

Pairing: Zach Condon/Shia LaBeouf, slash.

Wordcount: 2485

Notes: For my first second foray into RPS, I give you the shamelessly non-linear romance that's been gracing my userinfo for weeks, now. delighter, my eternal partner in debauchery, provides all the visuals and motivation, as always. I mean, I'm not expecting there to be any readership for this, but oh god does it make me happy. There will be five sets of three short pieces posted regularly, done by the end of August. And if someone reminds me, I will upload the entire Beirut oeuvre at some point, including their March 2007 KLRU live set. But seriously, remind me to make the media post that might explain some of this.

set I - set II - set III - set IV - set V



( i. America, Please Help Them )

( ii. Take only what you need )

( iii. Art Star )

Fandom: Iron Man (movie) AU
Pairing: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (slash)
Spoilers: movie-verse.
Notes: 4913w. See the picspam thesis and Part I: Silo Niobe and Part II: Beating Off in the Secretarial Pool and Part III: The Names of Our Wounds and Part IV: This Whole Place Gets Ugly.
Summary: Eventually, Stane tips his cards.

ETA: delighter uses her great power only for good: look at this retconned movie poster. LOOK AT HER BLAZING OPUS OF GENIUS.



( V. Feed Them Wire, Feed Them Chrome )

Fandom: Iron Man (movie) AU
Pairing: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (slash)
Spoilers: Possibly something from the movie might've slipped in. But really it’s all AU and speculation.
Notes: 3486w. See the picspam thesis and Part I and Part II.
Summary: Stark's convoy is obliterated twenty kilometers west of Kandahar.



Fanonical movie poster made by: delighter, queen of my heart.

( III. The Names of Our Wounds )

Fandom: Iron Man (movie) AU
Pairing: Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (slash)
Spoilers: Possibly something from the movie might've slipped in. But really it’s all AU and speculation.
Notes: 2283w. See this post for reasons why Shia LaBeouf is 893523524968x better as Pepper Potts than that Paltrow woman. With pictures!

Summary: Installment the first, in which Pepper meets Tony, and vice versa.


Fanonical movie poster made by: delighter, queen of my heart.


( I. Silo Niobe )

fandom: pitchforkslash
Rating: NC-17, like, PWP dirty voyeuristic fivesome porn.
Wordcount: 1177
Notes: I have been blocked on this other crossover AU for opprobrium for nigh on three months now. I am allowed to write some sicko rps based on this Gentleman Reg video, right? Obviously, this doesn't fit in with any kind of RL timeline. Obviously, Kevin Drew from Broken Social Scene directed the video and was there, but obviously, Owen Pallet and Zach Condon (who was what, nineteen in 2005?) were not. I like to imagine the couple as Win and Regine. Obviously, I am a freakshow and if this ever gets out I will never, ever get a real job, ever.

( Alright, go for it, )

Fandom: Song of Ice and Fire, Theon/Robb
Recipient: mathia
Word Count: 2117
Summary: Three vignettes as hostage and heir for December's asoiaf_exchange, originally posted here.

( wolfswood, wolfswood & whispering wood )