So as I was trolling around the fairly limited ASoIaF fandom this morning looking for some place to self-promote, I finally read and remembered that not only does Martin not condone fiction for his series, but that his drooling - and evidently masochistic, given the long spaces between his books - fandom generally hates fan fiction as well. So, here in all its solitary glory is my poor, rejected-by-fandom yuletide story.
Fandom: George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice & Fire
Pairing: Jon Snow/Jaime Lannister
Summary: With his sister imprisoned and his honor still worthless as ever, Jaime Lannister is almost relieved to head north to the Wall.
Note: Written for
spifftastic in
Yuletide 2006, who said
Jaime: with anyone but Cersei.
opprobrium single-handedly guided me through this one.
( A few nights' march beyond the Wall )