fic: Abstinence; Deprivation; Prohibition

opprobrium, on your birthday I'd like to provide further proof that the internet is lost and rotten without you. Your self-imposed prohibition is kind of killing me, even though I understand your reasons. I miss you while I'm out here on the coast, and I miss you even more when you're not on the internet, and I miss you most of all when you're not on the internet and I'm out here on the coast and it's YOUR DAMN BIRTHDAY, WOMAN.

I hope this gets to you when you're good and settled into your hotel after a productive day of hobknobbing around the OT in your Outlander with your straightened hair and primed cell phone. These are three fics in three of our favourite non-fandoms - ON A COMMON THEME, BUT I'LL LET YOU GUESS - just to prove that no matter how slim the pickings get, we will always have something ludicrous in common.

with love,
Paige


( Abstinence: 30 Rock, Jamie/Frank ; spoilers to 207 ; 1700w. Summary: after Liz, Jamie gives up women )

( Deprivation: Pineapple Express, Dale/Saul ; 1400w. Summary: Saul gives up pot. )

( Prohibition: Venture Bros, Hank/his hand ; no spoilers; 1800w. Summary: Hank just won't give it up. )