with this paper submitted, I do consign thee to the deep.

OMG I AM DONE GRAD SCHOOL FOREVER AND NOW I JUST HAVE 13 000 WORDS OF BANDSLASH TO WRITE BEFORE THURSDAY, AND ALSO I HAVE BEIRUT TICKETS AND SASQUATCH TICKETS AND MY LIBERATION FROM ACADEMIA IS UNFOLDING BEFORE MY EYES AS A VISION OF ENDLESS WORD DOCS MARKED "yessssssssssssssssssssss!"