I have excuses; plenty

A list, entitled:

shit I have not been doing because I have been fucking eaten alive by this Shia!Pepper/Tony sequel (sequel, wtf is wrong with me) that will be done soonish, like, this weekish

1. applying for student loans;
   
2. reading my library books;
   
3. checking my flist (SHAME, I am an asshat, yes);
   
4. reassuring the cowtown posse that yes, I am alive, so that they don't freaking show up in the mountains on a friday evening and take me out to a stupidly expensive retaurant where Owen gets the shark eye for his batman t-shirt and Brooke runs into women going through idk, valium withdrawal on the floor of the powder-room, or something - as well as them making me choose the wine from the WINE MENU, then going to the depot for some more wine, getting drunk, and then picking a fight with some eco-vigilante mountain-BMXers up on the cliffs re: the heineken cans that weren't ours anyways, so don't get your spandex in a knot, bitches;
   
5. finding a way to rescue my old PC emails from my transferred harddrive's Thunderbird files onto my pretty little macbook, so old correspondence is down for the friggin count;
   
6. building a website for the student assoc;
   
7. figuring out how the fuck to build a website, UGH;
   
8. eating properly, as in, not powerbars;
   
9. maintaining civil relations with the folks/landlords;
   
10. developing my awkward fantasies about my boss to obscene new levels;
    
11. catching up on bsg/spn/a million other shows I should watch;
    
12. etc. etc. etc.
    

A second list, entitled:

Shit that did get done, regardless

1. RECLAIMING/RESCUING Messr. Le Skeleton (see: rubber skull stolen from me on hallowe'en night seven years ago, now defaced with a sharpied moustachio) from the shithead across the street - he had it WIRED to his CAR and my sister and I brought out the fucking boltcutters in the late-night-dark, YESSIR;
   
2. The Incredible Hulk: Edward Norton in Bella Coola, BC (seriously Marvel, what is up with you and Western Canada? Wolverine in the wilds of Alberta nearly SLEW me) and Tony Stark shows up to "recruit" him to the Avengers. COME ON, INTERNET. PLAY NICE FOR MOMMA.
   

sorry kids, I didn't realize it had been this long. I am a fickle thing.