Pepper Potts: the Compton waitress edition

Last weekend, owench, delighter and I went to see Iron Man.

Our highly-compressed reaction went as follows:

delighter: Robert Downey Jr., getting off heroin was the best thing you ever did for the world.

Someecards.com: Iron Man showed me all it takes to be a superhero is brains, billions of dollars, and galling misogyny.

delighter: You know what gets rid of misogyny? Getting rid of women. I ship Tony Stark/Pepper Potts when Pepper is played by Shia LaBeouf.

Saturday Night Live: Basically, Shia LaBeouf as a sidekick with anal lubricant is the most obvious and hilarious joke we've ever made.

subterrain: Let me write a five part epic on that thesis.

So now delighter is slaving away on the other end of the country, and I have two days off to collect my fangirl thoughts. Naturally, I give you picspam.


( Shia LaBeouf as Pepper Potts: the Picspam )

Now I'm just debating the allowability of including Keanu Reeves's Constantine as a SHIELD agent and waiting on Brooke's detailed plotlines for Iron Man III.

Probably Installment 1/5 for this sucker will be up tonight.