fic: It Rhymes with Shmagina

Fandom: Knocked Up, Ben/Pete
Rating: R for retarded sex.
Notes: I had some serious problems with this movie. Serious! But then I came home at 1am and wrote 1200 words of this, so obviously, I got something worthwhile out of it. I'm being hyperbolic when I use the word 'worthwhile.' Also, the priest-fic is forthcoming, I swear, this doesn't count as my weekly offering.

( I wish I'd got drunk and got you pregnant. )